Get killed off... Have a blast... Go knock yourself out...

Okay. Today, after a very long tiring and maniacal day (which was comprised of getting up at around 6 or so to go to work, drinking coffee and walking around with an icepack on the back of my neck, getting dragged around by my younger sister who wanted me to help her shop along with five of her annoying little friends, then not being able to get in contact with Freya for some fucked up reason, and now.... silence... Yes, finally, I am all alone in my apartment, the lights are dimmed, and I feel at peace), I get this message from a little girl, no older than 13, or something, saying "y r u so meen? iss lyk ur trying 2 b badass n all this stuf!"
I stared at this message for about half an hour straight, trying to find the sense in it. Why, oh why, are little girls of that age even allowed to be on internet, much less talk that way. People who use things like 'lol' 'rofl' and god knows what else, are just plain telling the world "HEY! I AM A REALLY DUMN PERSON AND MY VOCABULARY IS VERY LIMITED!"
People like that just make me want to shoot myself in the head. I think parents should be a lot stricter with their children (ie. Beat the shit out of them when they are bad), I mean, I don't know how many of you, when you were kids, were beaten, but I can firmly say I was. My dad was a living nightmare to be around. But, as a father, I knew I had to respect him to his face, even though sometimes I secretly planned to either throw him off a building or stab him in the chest. Oh well, neither of those plans worked, and he is still alive (I think...).
Needless to say, I think it's outrageous the way children act these days. A couple days ago, I was having my usual work-break, and there was a little boy who came up to me asking "Give me money, mister."
Now, don't think I am going to be nice to the little ill-mannered prick. Oh no, I shooed him off immediately. Two minutes later, he stumbled back over to me, and cried "You stupid mother-fucker!" I just looked at him... I was lost for words. Then he laughed and ran off with his friends, who were, without my knowing, giving me the finger.
What kind of behavior is that for a child. Ugh. If I ever did that when I was that young I would be pummeled by my mum, dad, and older siblings. I would never get away with something like that.

How come, these days, I find a lot more scum and ill-mannered slobs rather than decent smart and clever people? Especially on the internet. Out of twenty people on the internet, only nine are semi-decent. The others either can't spell for the life of them or they are just plain bad-mouthed, spastic little pricks. It's so saddening. But also maddening. Oh yes, very large amounts of both. I really pity people like that. They should know they will never get anywhere in life the way they act.

Here are some examples of plain can't spell for the life of them people that write me mail:

"Heyz, u r reely coo! i jus lurvz ur werk! itz reel sliK!"

"Hiya babzzz, yer reeellly awwwwesome and funny to read ur kool stuffz tat ur riting all the tyme, cant w8 4 the storeez to cum out!!!!!!!!"

"hey maaan, that was real rad the last post! fuk all these niggaz an shit"
(Um, you talk like a nigger you stupid idiot!)

Here are some examples of plain bad-mouthed and useless people that write me mail:

"oi! u muthrfukr! lil wite honky sumbitch! i gonna kill u fer sayin ur racist lil bitch-ass muhfuher!"

"HEY! what's your problem? your so fucking lame and fucking pathetic and just stupid. Get the fuck off the internet and fucking kill yourself! BITCH ASS!"

I don't want to show anymore as some get really fucked. But people who send me abusive mail should know that I will just continue to write more of my controversial opinions online and I don't really care what they say! Aha! You pathetic excuse for humans, take that.

Okay... *yawn* I am off for some more coffee, going to have a friend coming over to watch "28 Days Later" or something... Catch y'all later.

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Forget the Past... Look to the Future

This picture struck something deep deep DEEP inside me. I honestly don't know what, but for some reason it's so... compelling...

Guess Who?

I realized something... I used to be a utter fan of DC Comics, my favorites, of course, was Batman. I loved his dark looking suit but,,, most of all,,, I loved The Joker. He always fascinated me. Always. His twisted and evil actions/characteristics were so original and brilliant.
So, when I took Freya (I'll expound more on her once I have finished this post) and my younger sister, Annie, to see The Dark Knight in Cinema, I was expecting a low-budget and lame-ass performance from Christian Bale/Maggie Gyllenhaal, but I wasn't quite sure on Heath Ledger playing "The Joker." I mean, I have never seen him play in a role like that, so I was unsure of how good it would be.
When we sat down, I braced myself to endure 2 hours of muddled shit (just like Batman Begins was), but, as it progressed, I started to enjoy it.
At the end, holy shit, I was so so surprised. I was lost for words. The Joker was unbelievable. He was way to great a villain for such a film. The rest of it was quite stupid, but his role... 10/10

I don't think I have ever seen a better villain ever! (Except... For, well, um, King Kong or something...)

Say No To Racism... Wait a second... Why should I?

This is the moment of truth.. You've heard all the stories.. A friend of mine, Ricky, 24, lives in USA, got into a fight with his 'Black' neighbor. Now, mind you, Ricky ain't anything close to Racist, but, when he gives the black guy a bloody nose and breaks his leg, he is hauled away by police. His girlfriend attended the court-case, and testified that Ricky was not Racist at all. They had 'Coloured' Friends and all. But, when the Black man took to the stage he told everyone that he himself had not only gotten into a fight because of some little dispute they had been having, but because Ricky was saying 'Shut you fucking face, you black-ass motherfucker!'
Now, Ricky denied that he said that, and though there was no one to back either of them up, the judge proclaimed the incident 'A Hate-Crime' and sentenced Ricky to 5 years or something like that...
What the fuck?
Now, please, tell me that is unfair... Please? That doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. How the fuck could this possibly be fair. My conclusion to it would be that the Government is just trying to separate the whites and the blacks by making it offensive to say 'Hey, black boy' or something. How is that offensive. 'Oh,' they say, 'You are saying that cause he is black, you are noting that he is a different skin colour and it's bad behavior, blah blah blah...
BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!
I think that the days when Blacks and Whites were completely segregated from each other was most right action taken by anyone in the history of the world. We all know that Blacks are inferior to the Whites. What have they contributed to the society of the world. Jack shit. Their country is the lowest of low, and are the skid-mark on the world's great society. They are inferior.

...I hope you come to this conclusion as well. Thank you. (applause)

Why I don't have a Facebook!

Some of you have asked if I am on any friend-base sites (eg. Facebook, Hi5, Myspace... Bebo? Now what the fuck is Bebo people?!) The list goes on and on and on. Well, I hope after you read this following article that a journalist friend of my posted to me, that you will turn towards the light and become a firm hater of these types of sites:

This explains what a fucked up world we now live in...



Man killed wife in Facebook row
A man has been jailed for life for stabbing his wife to death over a posting she made on the social networking site Facebook.

Wayne Forrester, 34, told police he was devastated that his wife Emma, 34, had changed her online profile to "single" days after he had moved out.
The Old Bailey heard Forrester drove to the marital home in New Addington, south London, and attacked his wife.
He stabbed her with a kitchen knife and a meat cleaver on 18 February.
Forrester, who pleaded guilty to murder, was jailed for 14 years.
Judge Brian Barker, the Common Sergeant of London, told him: "You committed a terrible act. There is no possible excuse or justification.
"This is a tragic killing and what you have done has caused untold anguish."

"I loved Emma and felt totally devastated and humiliated about what she had done to me..." Forrester's statement to police.

Forrester, an HGV driver, was drunk and high on cocaine when he attacked his wife in the early hours as she slept.
He beat her, tore out clumps of her hair, and repeatedly stabbed her in the head and neck.
Neighbors found him sitting outside the house covered in blood and called the police.
The court heard Forrester thought his wife, a payroll administrator, was having an affair, and had threatened to kill her.
In a statement to police, Forrester said: "Emma and I had just split up. She forced me out.
"She then posted messages on an internet website telling everyone she had left me and was looking to meet other men.
"I loved Emma and felt totally devastated and humiliated about what she had done to me."
Mrs. Forrester's relatives were present in court when her husband admitted her murder at an earlier hearing.

Hum.

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Now, I am sure after my first post you are dying to read all you can from my blog... But be content with that for now... *THE DEVIL IN ME IS LAUGHING HISTERICALLY* I am so bad-ass for assuming you like you my blog! I am so hard-core don't you think? Yeah, MAN, I ROCK! (God, how do I come up with this stuff/???/)

,,,The Story of My Life...

You know, I hate these sort of sites and interviews/'about the author' sort of things you see/hear all the time where they give a sad-sop story with pictures and it's always so interactive and is so typical and fake it makes you want to LOL (Laugh out Loud... God I hate abbreviations!... We'll pick that up on another day...)... For instance, I watched an Interview a while back with one of the 'X-Factor' winners and they were saying something like this (Crying always... or if their guys they usually sniff or have tears falling from their made-up faces): All my life I *blah blah, something about how their mum died in a car crash and how she wanted him to prove to the world that he had talent*... I just want to make her proud *blah blah blah something something about how terrible my life has been (sob sob)* No wonder those pricks get to win... It's like, 'oh, he's got very sad story to tell about *blah blah sob sob, something about how his wife died somehow* so let's let him win... even though he sucks major ass!
Okay, it's not that I make fun of people with terrible stories about their past, but the funny part is that the public get so easily duped, and, who knows, it could just be a *BIG LIE!*
People like that just want to get somewhere, and, most of them suck and they resort and rely not on their talent but on their story... 'my mum is watching and she is crying and happy that I am this far in the competition' it warms half the worlds heart to say 'you are the winner'...!
I also hate when they they give a little paragraph always called 'about the author' and it goes into details about how many set-backs the author of the book in question had before reaching his goal *he was poor...* the author of a 'good' novel is always poor! WHY? i am sure there are a lot of artists that are fucking rich even before they began writing books, but the really famous ones 'aka. J.K.Rowling... I think it was either R.L.Stevenson or Charles Dickens that was really poor, all have a sort 'oh, I was so poor, but then i found out somehow i wanted to write a book and i did *blah blah something about how my husband got influenza or something* AND NOW I HAVE THREE MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS cause some how my book got magically up to the top of the 'bestsellers'... God, i don't even understand it... oh, right, it's cause of my sad sop STORY, that's why!
One more instance i will bring up is the documentaries that only emotional and huge fans of let's say a singer's life/music/everything and some teary-eyed old veggie in a hospital in Gaza watch. It's always got this male voice with this *Jennifer 'soppy' Sadexcuseforapopsinger was born in *blah blah* and had a terrible terrible life *was a mistake* *was abused* *blah blah something about how they had terrible relationships*... and it goes on and on to tell you everything about that person. I think I watched one about Emeneim (no, not the film, though it was basically the same) and it went on about how is mom was on crack and how she was a slut, etc. It was so so so aggravating and I ended up sleeping until I heard 'BUY THIS PHONE, IT"S A GOOD PHONE, IT"S COOL, BUY IT!" which basically means I woke up at the commericials. God! What a relief!
Anyhow, enough ranting about this... Next to come! OBAMA AS PRESI*what the fuck?*(DENT)???

PS. I was actually tempted to write a sad sop but I decided not to... after reading this, just to take the piss out of them, I think I still will ;)



I almost forgot why I called the post 'Story of my life' but then my phone rang... sleep well...