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(This is just an advertisement): Just a little notice to all those who stumble blindly onto this page for some random reason or another, I am not going to be writing stuff like that all the time, that's just to show how cool I am! (thank you thank you).
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1. Story Features (Short-Stories; Seasons and Episodes; Random Dialogues; etc)
   
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3. Reviews (They will be about everything under the sun. Also, don't forget, if you have a topic you would like me to write about, just tell me so.)
   
4. AND MUCH MORE! (yay...)
   

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