,,,The Story of My Life...

You know, I hate these sort of sites and interviews/'about the author' sort of things you see/hear all the time where they give a sad-sop story with pictures and it's always so interactive and is so typical and fake it makes you want to LOL (Laugh out Loud... God I hate abbreviations!... We'll pick that up on another day...)... For instance, I watched an Interview a while back with one of the 'X-Factor' winners and they were saying something like this (Crying always... or if their guys they usually sniff or have tears falling from their made-up faces): All my life I *blah blah, something about how their mum died in a car crash and how she wanted him to prove to the world that he had talent*... I just want to make her proud *blah blah blah something something about how terrible my life has been (sob sob)* No wonder those pricks get to win... It's like, 'oh, he's got very sad story to tell about *blah blah sob sob, something about how his wife died somehow* so let's let him win... even though he sucks major ass!
Okay, it's not that I make fun of people with terrible stories about their past, but the funny part is that the public get so easily duped, and, who knows, it could just be a *BIG LIE!*
People like that just want to get somewhere, and, most of them suck and they resort and rely not on their talent but on their story... 'my mum is watching and she is crying and happy that I am this far in the competition' it warms half the worlds heart to say 'you are the winner'...!
I also hate when they they give a little paragraph always called 'about the author' and it goes into details about how many set-backs the author of the book in question had before reaching his goal *he was poor...* the author of a 'good' novel is always poor! WHY? i am sure there are a lot of artists that are fucking rich even before they began writing books, but the really famous ones 'aka. J.K.Rowling... I think it was either R.L.Stevenson or Charles Dickens that was really poor, all have a sort 'oh, I was so poor, but then i found out somehow i wanted to write a book and i did *blah blah something about how my husband got influenza or something* AND NOW I HAVE THREE MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS cause some how my book got magically up to the top of the 'bestsellers'... God, i don't even understand it... oh, right, it's cause of my sad sop STORY, that's why!
One more instance i will bring up is the documentaries that only emotional and huge fans of let's say a singer's life/music/everything and some teary-eyed old veggie in a hospital in Gaza watch. It's always got this male voice with this *Jennifer 'soppy' Sadexcuseforapopsinger was born in *blah blah* and had a terrible terrible life *was a mistake* *was abused* *blah blah something about how they had terrible relationships*... and it goes on and on to tell you everything about that person. I think I watched one about Emeneim (no, not the film, though it was basically the same) and it went on about how is mom was on crack and how she was a slut, etc. It was so so so aggravating and I ended up sleeping until I heard 'BUY THIS PHONE, IT"S A GOOD PHONE, IT"S COOL, BUY IT!" which basically means I woke up at the commericials. God! What a relief!
Anyhow, enough ranting about this... Next to come! OBAMA AS PRESI*what the fuck?*(DENT)???

PS. I was actually tempted to write a sad sop but I decided not to... after reading this, just to take the piss out of them, I think I still will ;)



I almost forgot why I called the post 'Story of my life' but then my phone rang... sleep well...